tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-58122748270184355292012-02-16T19:15:58.602-08:00Skinnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17779699605777304999noreply@blogger.comBlogger121100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812274827018435529.post-61233804829597845752008-12-17T00:33:00.000-08:002009-02-01T01:11:44.439-08:00<span style="color:#6600cc;">GOD IS SO CRUEL SOMETIMES!!!!</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#33ff33;">How can he make a girl so damn beautiful then destroy it by giving her a brain with an I.Q similar to her shoe size?</span><br /><span style="color:#000000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Some of you may have guessed... Yeap... This post is about BIMBOS!!!</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">As you may have noticed...</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">The Bimbo Rage...</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Is ON!!!</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5280688394494725474" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 374px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SUjGHdNizWI/AAAAAAAAAF0/7FB_VItlfiI/s400/bimbo.jpg" border="0" /><br /></span><span style="color:#ff0000;">I mean look at them...</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">They are so damn HOT!!!</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">yet they lack brains...</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Some may even call it an epidemic...</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Yet there are SO MANY FAMOUS BIMBOS OUT THERE....</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Jessica Simpson... And her Chicken of the sea...</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5297734790453186130" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 329px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SYVVuSswzlI/AAAAAAAAAGA/P8JX5ycNO3M/s400/106602QVxu_w.jpg" border="0" /><br />Paris Hilton and her stupid escapades in The Simple Life... </span><br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5297735605190965074" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 298px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SYVWdt1Yt1I/AAAAAAAAAGI/eiily0VSYkg/s400/untitled.bmp" border="0" /><br /></span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">All the girls in MTV's Sweet Sixteen...</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5297739061653930002" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 180px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SYVZm6KYABI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/S8g-45d-3sU/s400/111057__sweetsixteen_l.jpg" border="0" /></span><br /><br /><br /><p><span style="color:#ff0000;">And who can forget those wonderful young bimbos...<img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5297740241898587602" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 336px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 348px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SYVarm6oRdI/AAAAAAAAAGY/K5FicOXOqWs/s400/1187897690_Power%2520Puff%2520Girls.jpg" border="0" /><br /></span></p><br /><p><span style="color:#ff0000;">Throughout history women have evolved to become equal counter-parts of men...<br /></span></p><p><span style="color:#ff0000;">Though most women truned out fine...<br /></span></p><p><span style="color:#ff0000;">Some turned out finer then others... Yet they got lost in the evolutionary journey in the brain department...</span></p><br /><br /><p><span style="color:#ff0000;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5297742890943926786" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 265px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SYVdFzYQUgI/AAAAAAAAAHI/weM0LNzQqwk/s400/history.jpg" border="0" /> They make even the dumbest man look like Einstein... And to be honest we men don't have a problem with that... I mean what could possibly go wrong??? Well lets just take a look at the two most popular choices for bimbos....<br /></span></p><br /><br /><p><span style="color:#ff0000;">There is either these super hot rich ones... That get drunk and party all night with daddy's trust funds... Get one of them and you'll be PIMPING!!!!</span></p><br /><p><span style="color:#ff0000;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5297742250222123634" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 303px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 330px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SYVcgggRenI/AAAAAAAAAGo/siWy1TBdC4U/s400/gossip-girl20.jpg" border="0" /></span></p><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><p><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></p><br /><p><span style="color:#ff0000;">Or if you really want a trophy girlfriend just get those drunk bitches at the bar....</span></p><br /><p><span style="color:#ff0000;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5297742253788343954" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SYVcgtyhrpI/AAAAAAAAAGw/AaOx1-fSVZo/s400/Bimbo_Before_a_few_300.jpg" border="0" /></span></p><br /><p><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></p><br /><p><span style="color:#ff0000;">Well, i really hope that these idiots can make a comeback with brains... Nothing more sexier then an inteligent hot girl... now those are rare to find...</span></p><br /><p><span style="color:#ff0000;">Until then we have to cope with bimbos....</span></p><br /><p><span style="color:#ff0000;">And btw... these are western bimbos... The singaporean wannabes have no chance against them... ur not hot to begin with and now that you lack brains you can kiss my 18 year old brown (yes i am indian) ass....</span></p><br /><p><span style="color:#ff0000;">I see them everywhere... holding their cellphones and slanging a mixture of australian american british and god knows what else... Thinking they are so hot when they look like drag queens...</span></p><p><span style="color:#ff0000;">" I'm soo not going to the party..."</span></p><p><span style="color:#ff0000;">"Stoop Thaat, thats Liiiike suuuuper annoyiiiiing...."</span></p><p><span style="color:#ff0000;">Know wats annoying??? Its you!!! Wish i could stuff a cellphone into your mouths and slap it out through the back of your heads....</span></p><br /><p><span style="color:#ff0000;">And they think they're so HOT!!!</span></p><br /><p><span style="color:#000066;">FUCK YOU! </span></p><br /><p><span style="color:#000066;">YOU'RE ASIAN!!! SLANGING IS NOT GONNA LAND YOU ZAC EFFRON OR SOME TEENSIE DISNEY CLUB SINGERS... EVEN IF WE BLEACH OUR ASSES WE CAN NEVER BE WHITE... </span></p><br /><p><span style="color:#000066;">SO QUIT THE CRAP... AND START SPEAKING NORMALLY... AND CUT THE BIMBO SHIT... BIMBOING FOR ASIANS IS AS COOL AS METAL BAND IN A 50 CENT CONCERT... tHEY JUST DON'T MIX!!!! WE BELONG IN THE HAWKERSHOP SPEAKING SINGLISH TO OUR FRIENDS AND DRINKING THAT BOTTLE OF TIGER... </span></p><p><span style="color:#000066;">AND IF YOU REALLY WANT TO SHOW YOU CAN BIMBO ABOUT AT LEAST DO IT SOMEWHERE WHERE PEOPLE KNOW WHAT YOU ARE ON ABOUT, NOT IN A FREAKING MRT WITH UNCLES AND AUNTIES WHO DUN EVEN BOTHER IF YOU ARE FROM AMERICA OR AUSTRALIA... ALL THEY KNOW IS ANG MO KIO OR CHUA CHU KANG!!!</span></p><br /><p><span style="color:#993300;">Well as for me... I'm so gonna go to america... im gonna act like im some exotic spanish indian dude and land as many chicks as possible.... AMERICA THE LAND OF POSSIBILITIES!!!</span></p><br /><p><span style="color:#993300;"></span></p><br /><p><span style="color:#993300;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5297742258946326530" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 308px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SYVchBASQAI/AAAAAAAAAHA/VUGZswg86w4/s400/chick_magnet.jpg" border="0" /></span></p><br /><p><span style="color:#993300;"></span></p><br /><p><span style="color:#993300;">Yup, Thats gonna be me...</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5812274827018435529-6123380482959784575?l=hisroyalfunkyness.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Skinnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17779699605777304999noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812274827018435529.post-17878796785209297672008-12-17T00:18:00.000-08:002008-12-17T00:33:16.974-08:00<span style="color:#ff0000;"><br /></span><div><br /></div><br /><div><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SUi3FK1hiHI/AAAAAAAAAFc/pW6rrc0VEp4/s1600-h/Lazy_tshirt.jpg"><span style="color:#ff0000;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5280671862527985778" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 388px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 391px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SUi3FK1hiHI/AAAAAAAAAFc/pW6rrc0VEp4/s400/Lazy_tshirt.jpg" border="0" /></span></a><span style="color:#ff0000;"> </span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"><br /></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">Alright people...</span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"><br /></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"><br /></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">Been getting a lot of comments asking me to update...</span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"><br /></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"><br /></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">well....</span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"><br /></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"><br /></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">not surprising...<br /></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"><br /></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">its all because of my latest trend...</span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"><br /></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"><br /></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">LAZINESS!!!</span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"><br /></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></div><br /><p><span style="color:#ff0000;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5280672462384708994" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SUi3oFegvYI/AAAAAAAAAFk/AnHrGiYE3q8/s400/lazy-cat5.jpg" border="0" /><br /></span></p><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">I know its not healthy and stuff...</span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">BUT DAMN YOU PEOPLE... IM HAVING FUN....</span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">Anyway... Been quite busy these days too...</span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">Becoming a Nocturnal....</span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">My typical day starts at 11pm...</span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">Head for the Dam, Syed, Rubiya or some block....</span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">Disturb cats, dogs and bangladeshi workers...</span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">Slack...</span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">Disturb cats, dogs and bangladeshi workers...</span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">you get the point...</span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">and i won't be back till like 8 in the morning...</span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">and then i sleep till 8 in the evening...</span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">i know...</span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">forgive me...</span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">im having fun...</span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">Anyway...</span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">Gonna learn to MULTI-TASK...</span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5280673965289917058" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 241px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SUi4_kPCSoI/AAAAAAAAAFs/Y_9sG0EgF8U/s400/Redneck_toilet.jpg" border="0" /></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5812274827018435529-1787879678520929767?l=hisroyalfunkyness.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Skinnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17779699605777304999noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812274827018435529.post-91015606136221833402008-11-18T19:25:00.000-08:002008-11-18T19:56:52.758-08:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SSON4n1wALI/AAAAAAAAAFU/seBlnsmbAV0/s1600-h/soccermoms.jpg"><span style="color:#990000;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5270211992860229810" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 314px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SSON4n1wALI/AAAAAAAAAFU/seBlnsmbAV0/s400/soccermoms.jpg" border="0" /></span></a><span style="color:#990000;"><br /></span><div><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;">Ok lets face it...</span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;"></span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;">Im retarded when it comes to soccer...</span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;"></span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;">I usually play keeper... or run around aimlessly begging for a ball...</span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;"></span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;">and...</span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;"></span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;">Im proud to say...</span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;"></span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;">I suck...</span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;"></span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;">but then...</span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;"></span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;">Its in my blood to be devoted to soccer...</span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;"></span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;">i mean...</span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;"></span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;">im indian...</span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;"></span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;">i know there is no indian national team for soccer...</span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;"></span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;">but...</span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;"></span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;">at least locally (in Singapore) we are regarded as good...</span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;"></span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;">well...</span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;"></span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;">I changed my misconceptions that day...</span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;"></span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;">i was running in the track... (apparantly trying to lose weight...)</span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;"></span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;">when... wan suddenly called...</span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;"></span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;">he wanted people to play soccer at vista...</span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;"></span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;">He rushed me off the track and we got into his car and made our way to vista...</span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;"></span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;">I was already shagged...</span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;"></span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;">knowing this...</span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;"></span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;">i decided to relax...</span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;"></span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;">but muhes was injured and he wanted to play keeper...</span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;"></span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;">and that can only mean, i have to run around aimlessly...</span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;"></span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;">but i thought it can be OK and i played...</span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;"></span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;">and guess what i scored!!!</span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;"></span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;">SCORED</span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;"></span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="font-size:130%;color:#33ff33;">SCORED</span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="font-size:130%;color:#990000;"></span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;">SCORED</span></div><span style="color:#990000;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5270210243520024594" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 127px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 149px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SSOMSzCi0BI/AAAAAAAAAFE/xpSxhQJD3CU/s400/celebrationhassan-toe.jpg" border="0" /><br /><br /><br /></span><div></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;">I couldn't believe it...</span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;"></span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;">i scored four goals...</span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;"></span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;">muhes said they were quite good... but i know it was the result of pure luck...</span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;"></span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;">And VIK OWES ME MEGA MAC!!!</span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;"></span></div><span style="color:#990000;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5270211652550400482" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 355px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SSONk0FkGeI/AAAAAAAAAFM/VEFtDP5EmYk/s400/MEGAMAC.jpg" border="0" /><br /><br /><br /></span><div><span style="color:#990000;">haha...</span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;"></span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;">he said he will get me one if i scored...</span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;"></span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;">and i did...</span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;"></span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;">after all...</span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;"></span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;">I am a food fighter...</span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;"></span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;">haha...</span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;"></span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;">anyway... went home shagged but satisfied...</span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;"></span></div><br /><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#990000;">P.S: Vik you did the right thing... Retaliating at them is useless...</span></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5812274827018435529-9101560613622183340?l=hisroyalfunkyness.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Skinnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17779699605777304999noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812274827018435529.post-19500189270909651062008-11-09T08:26:00.000-08:002008-11-09T19:15:44.073-08:00<div><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SRem6q4IobI/AAAAAAAAAE0/EpPIhmcq1tA/s1600-h/metrosexual2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5266861816105443762" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 233px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 276px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SRem6q4IobI/AAAAAAAAAE0/EpPIhmcq1tA/s400/metrosexual2.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div>Alright...</div><br /><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><br /><div>The title may be freaky...</div><br /><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><br /><div>but its not so bad...</div><br /><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><br /><div>You see...</div><br /><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><br /><div>Im starting to take a good look at myself...</div><br /><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><br /><div>I realised that i am becoming metrosexual...</div><br /><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><br /><div>Im using more products on my hair,face and skin than a girl who reached puberty...</div><br /><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><br /><div>and this is worrying me...</div><br /><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><br /><div>but i just found out im not alone...</div><br /><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><br /><div>every other guy around me is also doing the same...</div><br /><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><br /><div>and i feel so in place...</div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div>Metrosexualism is so cool...</div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div>Never had men looked so much better...</div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div>And guess what...</div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;">CHICKS LOVE IT!!!</span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="font-size:180%;"></span></div><br /><br /><div>and please...</div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div>its not gay...</div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div>its just FABULOUS....</div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div>haha...</div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div>ok gtg...</div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div>gonna apply my face mask...<img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5266862033115542450" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SRenHTTX87I/AAAAAAAAAE8/L-7D8mWMGlk/s400/metrosexual.jpg" border="0" /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5812274827018435529-1950018927090965106?l=hisroyalfunkyness.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Skinnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17779699605777304999noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812274827018435529.post-41959923000407622692008-08-21T10:00:00.000-07:002008-11-03T01:03:50.360-08:00<div><div><div><div><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SQ66hpJvDlI/AAAAAAAAAEM/bzTWAMwYK_U/s1600-h/alcohol23.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5264350101587824210" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 387px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 278px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SQ66hpJvDlI/AAAAAAAAAEM/bzTWAMwYK_U/s400/alcohol23.jpg" border="0" /></a> <div>Ok...</div><br /><div>lets get to my drinking problem...</div><br /><div>Alright</div><br /><div>I love drinking...</div><br /><div>Its the best thing to do when you are bored/stressed/chilling/slacking/did i say bored?/etc...</div><br /><div>And wats better?</div><br /><div>Havin a friend join you when you are drunk...</div><br /><div>haha...</div><div> </div><div>the fun you have never ends...</div><br /><div>lol</div><br /><div>everything is all fun and joy...</div><br /><div>till you puke!!!</div><br /><div>AAARGH!!!!</div><br /><div>how i wish i can take shot after shot and still remember the exact value of the speed of light...</div><br /><div>but lets face it...</div><br /><div>i wouldn' even know that shit if i were sober as a priest...</div><div> </div><div>Drinking is not really a problem to me...</div><br /><div>and it never has been...</div><br /><div>trust me...</div><br /><div>i am not your typical tamileh who kaysiao after he drinks...</div><br /><div>all i do is smile like a jackass... and laugh at everything...</div><br /><div>It is so fun...</div><br /><div>Let me introduce you to the different stages...</div><br /><div>Firstly you start...</div><br /><div>this is when the shirt comes off and you brag about how many shots you took the last time you drank...</div><br /><div>this is also the time when your friends whip out photos of your drunken escapades...</div><br /><div>and prove to you that you are still a doink...</div><br /><div>The first five glasses are RAW/NEAT...</div><br /><div>this means there is no mixture...</div><br /><div>just pure, burning, intoxicating, mind-boggling alcohol...</div><div> </div><div>if you get past the first five then the rest is mixed with coke or sprite or whatever mixture prefered...</div><br /><div>And then there is the Tipsy/Im Not drunk yet stage...<br /><br />this is when you know what you are doing but others don't...<br /><br />you tend to talk sense and you suddenly overflow with words of wisdom...<br /><br />at this stage people usually let loose...<br /><br />but good frenz usually load more alcohol into your body...<br /><br />Just to see you Piss Drunk and laugh at the photos during gatherings... BASTARDS!!!!</div><br /><div>This is also when the shooters such as the tequila comes out...</div><br /><div>And as you know it...</div><br /><div>If you wanna be Gung Ho...</div><br /><div>Then...</div><br /><div><span style="color:#3366ff;">YOU'RE</span> <span style="color:#33ffff;">FUCKED!!!</span></div><br /><div>Then there is the drunk stage...</div><br /><div>this is when your friends don't know what the fuck you are up to...</div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">AND SO ARE YOU...</span></div><br /><div>they laugh at you...</div><br /><div>and you enjoy the limelight thinking its all part of the fun...</div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff6666;">BUT GUESS WHAT...</span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff6666;">WAIT TILL YOU SEE THE PICTURES...</span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff6666;">THEN YOU WOULD REALISE WHAT A NUMBNUT YOU ARE...</span></div><br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5264350388112446578" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 353px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SQ66yUih1HI/AAAAAAAAAEU/bsg3DDZ9w_c/s400/Drunk+5.jpg" border="0" /><br /><div>LOL...</div><br /><div>and then the puking part comes in...</div><br /><div>The infamous Merlion...</div><br /><div>you burp to force some air out and the stale taste of the malt in the alcohol gets burped out too...</div><br /><div>this leads to vomit!!!</div><br /><div>the most fascinating and wonderful vomits are those:</div><div> </div><div>-You did on yourself...</div><br /><div>- On your friend...</div><br /><div>- Or the long straight sprouts that shoot out like that of linda blair in Exorcist...</div><br /><div>I had my fair share of all three...</div><br /><div>im sorry Mono...</div><br /><div>I dun care if it messes ur Sex Appeal...</div><br /><div>but yea...</div><br /><div>i vomited on him...</div><br /><div>btw he is my cuz...</div><br /><div>ladies take note...</div><br /><div>When the bottles hit the floor, there's definately action fo' sho'...</div><br /><div>or at least you end up hugging the toilet bowl...</div><br /><br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5264350922865698770" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 263px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SQ67Rcpo59I/AAAAAAAAAEk/Vk77xZH3pNA/s400/Vomitting.bmp" border="0" /> <div>finally...</div><br /><div>The next day...</div><br /><div>A hangover and lots of pictures that will haunt you for the rest of your life...</div><br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5264350656946625714" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SQ67B-Bl3LI/AAAAAAAAAEc/qL8bO9G391o/s400/drugs-alcohol.jpg" border="0" /><br /><div>haha...</div><div> </div><div>Drinking IS THE SHIT!!!</div><br /><div>CHEERS!!!</div><br /><div>Drink Responsibly...</div><br /><br /><br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5264351176494492994" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 322px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SQ67gNfdLUI/AAAAAAAAAEs/Bx-pUdx4YwQ/s400/drunk4.jpg" border="0" /><br /><div></div></div></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5812274827018435529-4195992300040762269?l=hisroyalfunkyness.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Skinnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17779699605777304999noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812274827018435529.post-61856143491292575862008-08-04T17:47:00.000-07:002008-08-03T21:25:02.709-07:00<span style="color:#ff0000;"><br /></span><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">I've had it with lame jobs like doctors and lawyers...</span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">i wanna be a pornstar!!!</span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">but then...</span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">with my current body...</span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">its out of reach...</span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">so here goes anything...</span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">My ambition is to be a member of jackass...</span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">I am infatuated by those dumb guys!!!</span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">JHONNY KNOXVILLE, BAM MARGERA, RYANN DUNN...</span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">Freaking cool people!!!</span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">IM NOT GAY!!!</span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">I just like dumb people nowadays...</span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">I wanna brand my ass or clip my ass together or freeze my balls to an iced horse!!!</span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">they are way too cool for school...</span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">so guess wat?</span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">im gonna drop out of RP...</span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">im gonna join johnny and guys...</span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">WOOHHOOOO!!!!</span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">IM gonna get a P.H.D in Jackassin'</span></div><br /><div></div><br /><div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5230512936079816130" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SJaDzYwfdcI/AAAAAAAAADY/GRkvBENYQ-E/s400/jackass.jpg" border="0" /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5812274827018435529-6185614349129257586?l=hisroyalfunkyness.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Skinnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17779699605777304999noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812274827018435529.post-56043640282266171892008-08-02T21:31:00.000-07:002008-08-03T21:42:12.419-07:00<div><br /><div> </div><div><div><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SJU5vGga-JI/AAAAAAAAADI/9PwEDFKHx_k/s1600-h/IMG_2369.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5230150023623932050" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SJU5vGga-JI/AAAAAAAAADI/9PwEDFKHx_k/s400/IMG_2369.jpg" border="0" /></a> Have you ever wished you can throw away your EZ-LINK card?<br /><br /><div>Do you go through sleepless nights thinking about cars?</div><br /><div>Everytime a modified lancer crosses you... Do you wanna punch the driver?</div><div> </div><div>I know its hard to admit...</div><div> </div><div>But you are suffering from haventgetlicenceitis....</div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div>But you are not alone...</div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div>I am with you...</div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div>Seeing those undeserving drivers on the road makes me wish i had my licence...</div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div>There are three types of drivers my dad and i never fail to criticse..</div><div> </div><div>Firstly...</div><br /><div>The idiot on the phone...</div><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5230150280402794530" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SJU5-DFReCI/AAAAAAAAADQ/UVyxEviTYac/s400/driving-on-cell-phone-and-eating.jpg" border="0" />He never fails to get on our nerves... he talks animatedly and starts signalling late... to add insult to injury he can still stare at you as if you are at fault... Not only that... he hogs the fast lane and he thinks that the earpiece is for no-brainers...<br /></div><div>Well guess wat?</div><div> </div><div>I have news for you asshole... u and ur business buddies can shove it... give us space to move faggot!!</div><div> </div><div>Well this brings me to the next group of people...<br /></div><div>The Ah Bengs in their souped up Civics...<br /><br /></div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5230514801162258962" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SJaFf8uzChI/AAAAAAAAADg/XzpvGkTJcLo/s400/canada_street_racer.jpg" border="0" />Cutting in cutting out racing with other idiots...</div><div>Guess what?</div><div>i dun wanna criticise you...</div><div>im also young blood mah!!!</div><div>i also gonna race...</div><div>lol</div><div>anyway...</div><div>race also use nice car la...</div><div>dun use hyundai or wat to race la...</div><div>damn retarded u knw...<br /></div><div>for ppl who dun like it...</div><br /><br /><div><br /></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div><br /></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">BLAME TOKYO DRIFT!!!</span></div><br /><br /><div><br /></div><br /><br /><p></p><br /><br /><div><br /></div><br /><br /><div><br /></div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5230515589431950418" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SJaGN1Q7_FI/AAAAAAAAADo/KBgrObE6WLk/s400/bvdli2.jpg" border="0" /><br /><br /><br /><div><br /><br /></div><br /><br /><p>now to the people i hate the most!!!!</p><br /><br /><p><span style="color:#ff0000;">MAT REMPIT!!!!</span><br /></p><br /><br /><p>U think u so cool ah faggots!</p><br /><br /><p>drive bloody sparks and waves then act cool...</p><br /><br /><p>think u own the road ah?</p><br /><br /><p>u pay the least road tax and then hog the road...</p><br /><br /><p>and u buggers ah pampered way too much...</p><br /><br /><p>anything also traffic law protect you...</p><br /><br /><p>get a life la...</p><br /><br /><p>use hayabusa at least nvm...</p><br /><br /><p>boon siew honda!!</p><br /><br /><p>WTF???</p><br /><br /><p></p><br /><br /><div><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5230516573981710946" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SJaHHI_5GmI/AAAAAAAAADw/esY0vWux24k/s400/Mat+rempit.jpg" border="0" /><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><div>IDIOTS!!!</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>anyway...</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>now time for me to focus on passing first...</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>so gonna drive...</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>even if it kills me...</div><br /><div></div><br /><div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5230517115001158530" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SJaHmoc-u4I/AAAAAAAAAD4/XM9JzwVS6Ro/s400/granny_driver.jpg" border="0" /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5812274827018435529-5604364028226617189?l=hisroyalfunkyness.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Skinnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17779699605777304999noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812274827018435529.post-42185302037330657872008-07-25T23:31:00.000-07:002008-07-26T00:24:19.927-07:00<div><div><div><div><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SIrKfHTEs6I/AAAAAAAAACg/qsllNp96dc0/s1600-h/emokids.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5227212953400685474" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SIrKfHTEs6I/AAAAAAAAACg/qsllNp96dc0/s400/emokids.jpg" border="0" /></a> Alright... Another post after a long time... <div><br /><div>Well i guess you normal people would have realised that emo has been a trend that has died down recently...</div><br /><div>And God am I Glad!!!</div><br /><div>See i love metal...</div><div> </div><div>And i love gothic culture...</div><div> </div><div>but ever sice these cheap faggy imitations of goth came around...</div><div> </div><div>life was never the same...<br /></div><div></div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5227210462715274450" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SIrIOIxZZNI/AAAAAAAAACQ/xbgzQgFwAZo/s400/We_Are_by_afr3ak.jpg" border="0" /><br /><div>Look at these losers...</div><div> </div><div>Gay, Faggy, Girly and they probably kiss each other....</div><br /><div>but we can't call them those nasty things...</div><div> </div><div>coz they are emokids...</div><br /><div><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;"><strong>Hey, Losers... Get a life!!! Gayness is not an Emotion!!! </strong></span></div><div> </div><div>Well, thats how they behave... Yet lets have a look at their sense of style...</div><br /><div>They wear shirts that are 2 sizes below their actual size...</div><br /><div>They have long sissy fringes that they flick back to imitate vocalists in emo bands...</div><br /><div>They wear eye-liner...</div><br /><div>and the best thing is that....</div><br /><div>they wear skinny jeans... bought at some cheap ass store...</div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong>Their fashion is so screwed up!!! Fuck Emo!!! Its just an excuse for boys to act like girls!!!</strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5227212763166672066" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SIrKUCnwBMI/AAAAAAAAACY/wv74t8TvCOw/s400/poster46162320.jpg" border="0" /></strong></span></div><br />Alright... now lets scrutinize their behaviour...</div><br /><div>They write lyrics all day long...</div><br /><div>they.type.like.this.as.if.every.word.they.say.might.be.their.last.</div><br /><div>and you may have probably heard them say cheesy quotes...</div><br /><div>like...</div><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5227217023729407922" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SIrOMCdEF7I/AAAAAAAAAC4/FMrUKjaVycU/s400/FaggyEmoKids.png" border="0" /><br /><div><span style="color:#ff99ff;"><strong>"If roses are supposed to be beautiful... Why do they have thorns?"</strong></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff99ff;"><strong>"I like to walk in the rain... Coz it hides my tears..."</strong></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff99ff;"><strong>"Whats the sense of wishing for something when I always just wish it away?"</strong></span></div><br /><div>Know wat?</div></div><div> </div><div>Nobody cares!!!</div><div> </div><div>And...<br /></div><div>If you have said any one of the above quotes... You must be emo...</div><div> </div><div>and now the part that angers me the most...</div><div><br /></div><div>They cut themselves... A lot... But they just won't die!!!</div><div><br /></div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5227216589119614338" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SIrNyvaA7YI/AAAAAAAAACw/mQGgKGuhyjk/s400/6a00d8341c08ba53ef00e54f756da68833-800wi.jpg" border="0" /><br /><div>WTF!!!</div><br /><div>Why dun you just slash your wrists and die... you filthy scums!!!! the world would literally be happier without people like you... But i guess you guys are just too faggy to wanna die... so you cut yourselves like little gay dipshits...</div><br /><div>You guys are like cockroaches... <span style="font-size:180%;color:#33ff33;"><strong>YOU JUST WOULDN"T DIE!!!</strong></span> And nobody likes you!!!!<br /></div><br /><br /><div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5227216124966263922" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SIrNXuTO3HI/AAAAAAAAACo/w2a1xXObONg/s400/Emo_kids_do_this.jpg" border="0" /><br /><br /></div>Well... At least its dying...<br /><div></div><br /><div>I just cannot stand those gay brats and their eye-liner wearing gayfriends....</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>The world would definately be much happier without them and their sappy songs about dying!!!</div><br /><div></div><br /><div><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5227217942358549378" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SIrPBgnUY4I/AAAAAAAAADA/5JpMcMwP0vE/s400/emo%2520kids%2520close%2520up.jpg" border="0" /><br /><br /></div><br /><div>And you should do it too...</div><div> </div><div>Signing off...</div></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5812274827018435529-4218530203733065787?l=hisroyalfunkyness.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Skinnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17779699605777304999noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812274827018435529.post-80599038600218564042008-07-20T00:08:00.000-07:002008-07-20T00:32:51.911-07:00OK here i am in my room, without my shirt on...<br /><br /><br /><br />I realised i have this undesirable body...<br /><br /><br /><br />I have stupid man boobs and the united nations for a tummy...<br /><br /><br /><br />and...<br /><br /><br /><br />I got to admit...<br /><br /><br /><br />I am feeling scared...<br /><br /><br /><br />I see to many good-looking men out there...<br /><br /><br /><br />Friends of mine whom looked like little pipsqueaks now look like buff chunky men...<br /><br /><br /><br />And here i am...<br /><br /><br /><br />Gorging on chips as i blog...<br /><br /><br /><br />And so i have decided i am going to lose some weight...<br /><br /><br /><br />But as i read in an article...<br /><br /><br /><br />Losing weight is as much of a mental issue then it is a physical one...<br /><br /><br /><br />You decide to lose weight... and you start running and hitting the gym...<br /><br /><br /><br />And then...<br /><br /><br /><br />the next week comes...<br /><br /><br /><br />You are back to square one... Sitting in front of the TV stuffing your face with food...<br /><br /><br /><br />I need the motivation...<br /><br /><br /><br />And so..<br /><br /><br /><br />I am going to try something new...<br /><br /><br /><br />The article i read gave me an insight into what i am going to do...<br /><br /><br /><br />Its called the GRP method<br /><br /><br /><br />G: Goal<br /><br />R: Reason<br /><br />P: Plan<br /><br /><br /><br />My goal is to reach at least 80kgs... It can help me find clothes easily and also help me make my muscles more visible... I have to say i do have muscles... but my fats bock the from being visible... Aargh!!!<br /><br /><br /><br />My Reason... Is to be able to look good physically and also get more clothes to suit my style... i also dream of this lean muscular body that turns chicks on on first sight... trust me... Mine now, Is not exactly a body to be admired...<br /><br /><br /><br />My plan is to run and hit the gym every alternate days... this helps me to get fit... and also i am going to involve Dinmak into this... we are gonna abstain from food and starve ourselves so much that supermodels are gonna get jealous...<br /><br /><br /><br />Well...<br /><br /><br /><br />Lets just see if things go well...<br /><br /><br /><br />If i reach 80kg or below...<br /><br /><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;">Im gonna reward myself...</span></strong><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;"></span></strong><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;">With a nice huge handburger from Botak Jones!!!!</span></strong><br /><br /><br /><br />Until then... We shall see...<br /><br /><br /><br /><strong>Watch This Space!!!</strong><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5224993788044700114" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SILoKsIG6dI/AAAAAAAAACE/NOITdHEuVbo/s400/hamburger.jpg" border="0" />As for you buddy... I am gonna miss you... You and I... We had something special... Guess i have to move on to reach my goals... Parting is such sweet sorrow... Oh Screw it... I am gonna eat you anyway... Resistance is futile!!!<br /><strong></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5812274827018435529-8059903860021856404?l=hisroyalfunkyness.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Skinnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17779699605777304999noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812274827018435529.post-42395019754081159382008-07-19T00:36:00.000-07:002008-07-19T01:20:02.980-07:00Have you seen the amount of retro people on the street lately?<br /><br />It Pisses me off!!<br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:180%;color:#990000;">ITS 2008 YOU MORONS!!! NOT 1973!!!</span><br /><br />Retro fashion is back and it is taking its toll...<br /><br />All you see is Starsky and Hutch wannabes... And minahs who think they are Amy Winehouse.<br /><br />Retro only suits some...<br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;">GET IT IN YOUR HEADS LOSERS!!!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;">WEARING A BELL-BOTTOM IS NEVER COOL!!!</span><br /><br />Looking at all this made me wanna puke...<br /><br />I mean...<br /><br />This fashion is from my father's era...<br /><br />Was he really that dumb to follow these lame ass trends?<br /><br />I mean it was cool then...<br /><br />Back then Hippies were in, and people smoked pot 24/7 listening to blaring rock guitar ...<br /><br />Either from Ted Nugent, Jimi Hendrix or Jerry Garcia...<br /><br />I mean they were cool people...<br /><br />but i just cannot think of my parents being as cool as them...<br /><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;">Its like saying the indian accent is the thing that turns women on...</span><br /><br />Sorry Mom and Dad<br /><br />but...<br /><br />It just <span style="color:#ff0000;">NEVER HAPPENS</span>!!!<br /><br />And to my Sis...<br /><br />Please!<br /><br />I am begging you... I know you love the retro style and all that....<br /><br />But please think of ur kids in the future...<br /><br />Do you want them to be traumatised by the lack of style you had?<br /><br />Think About It...<br /><br />Well at least you look better then most people in those clothes, but still please...<br /><br />I dun wanna be seen with a retro retard!!!<br /><br /><p></p><p><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5224634179816669138" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SIGhGvFWP9I/AAAAAAAAAB8/8rImpBobjBs/s400/Jimi+Hendrix.jpg" border="0" /><br />Jimi We Love You!!!</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5812274827018435529-4239501975408115938?l=hisroyalfunkyness.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Skinnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17779699605777304999noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812274827018435529.post-73768202956531298082008-07-17T01:15:00.000-07:002008-07-17T03:09:04.566-07:00<div><div> </div><div><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SH8RxKdigUI/AAAAAAAAABc/ak5-7gG4bGQ/s1600-h/stupid_people.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5223913629092577602" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SH8RxKdigUI/AAAAAAAAABc/ak5-7gG4bGQ/s400/stupid_people.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Alright here we go again...</div><br /><div>I was kinda pissed of at the growing number of idiots in our society...</div><br /><div>Why? </div><br /><div>Why are there so few smart people left?</div><br /><div>Just the other day i was in a 7-11 and i saw this young secondary school boy trying to buy a pack of cigarette... he was in his uniform and worst of all in short pants...</div><br /><div>the shopkeeper declined him... and guess what...</div><br /><div>he came back... this time without his top half of his uniform...</div><br /><div>I bet that made a lot of difference...</div><br /><div>Thanks alot Dumbfuck...</div><div> </div><div>People like you are the reason 7-11 asks for photo ID...</div><br /><div>anyway on the topic of dumbness...</div><br /><div>I realised that there is no limit to dumbness...</div><br />As long as there are people out there have unanswered questions... there would be people who try to answer it through experimentation...</div><div><br />And trust me people can get really dumb!!!</div></div><div><br />take this lady for example...</div><div><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><div></div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5223916578814428418" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SH8Uc3CCBQI/AAAAAAAAABk/jaC3Bm-5_pY/s400/Dumb+woman.jpg" border="0" />How far do you think she may have went?<br /><br /><div>AND THIS IS NATIONAL TV FOR GOD'S SAKE.... WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WOMAN?</div><br /><div><em><span style="color:#ff0000;">Dumb: Conspicuously unintelligent; stupid</span></em></div><br /><div>Well... lets not jump to conclusions...</div><br /><div>I can get pretty dumb myself...</div><br /><div>Its not always rainbows and butterflies you know...</div><br /><div>There is a bit of dumbness in all of us... But it is how we potray it that matters...</div><div> </div><div>It does not matter how clever you are...</div><br /><div>You are dumb!!!</div><div> </div><div>Appreciate it...</div><div> </div><div>After all laughing at dumb people is a world-wide hobby... Why the hell do we sit and watch reruns of America's Funniest Videos or for that matter America's Next Top Model all the time?</div><br />Coz we love to laugh at dumb people...<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Lets face it...<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />A little bit of dumbness is alright...<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5223918730570898866" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SH8WaG8wHbI/AAAAAAAAABs/yOgJsjcJzvA/s400/Retards.jpg" border="0" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><p>Yea and that is perfectly true... </p><br /><br /><br /><p>We all know one...</p><br /><br /><br /><p>Therefore it kinda helped blogging about it...</p><br /><br /><br /><p>I now feel sorry for dumb people...</p><br /><br /><br /><p>I know you did not mean it...</p><br /><br /><br /><p>Its alright...</p><br /><br /><br /><p>I forgive you...</p><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5223919887556625778" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SH8XddDpRXI/AAAAAAAAAB0/oJ9MFbO8cHI/s400/Idiocy.jpg" border="0" /><br /><br /><p>Well we all live in a world of Idiocy... </p><br /><p>So to heck with it....</p><br /><p>But please...</p><br /><p>for the love of god...</p><br /><p>Stop embarassing yourselves in public...</p><br /><p>Chiaozzz!</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5812274827018435529-7376820295653129808?l=hisroyalfunkyness.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Skinnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17779699605777304999noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812274827018435529.post-52979117239747378652008-07-15T08:23:00.000-07:002008-07-16T21:50:52.324-07:00To the people reading this blog...<br /><br />Hi!!<br /><br />Welcome to an idiot's life!!!<br /><br />What can i say? i am not the typical indian boy u find on the street... i am a stoner and i am proud of that!!!<br /><br />I AM STILL A KID WHO WATCHES NICKELODEAN AND DISNEY CHANNEL... SPONGEBOB IS MY GOD AND JOSH PECK IS MY LOOK-ALIKE!!!<br /><br />I can't see the point in working HARD, so i rather slack mylife through...<br /><br />The tools of my trade...<br /><br />1) COKE<br />2) Potato Chips<br />3) A friend who is equally a stoner (DINMAK)<br /><br />Get us under a bock and WE WILL SLACK TILL THE DAY IS OVER!<br /><br />That does not mean we don't have a life!<br /><br />We DO!!!<br /><br />On slacking holidays,<br /><br />I tend to watch movies, play soccer with buds in Vista (near woodgrove), read, blog, play guitar, and noodle with whatever musical instruments i can find at home... So far only 2 guitars, a keyboard, a violin(my sister's) and the instument almost everyone knows how to play, a recorder...<br /><br />Another interesting fact about me...<br /><br />I love music...<br /><br />I listen to all genres, mainstream, underground...<br /><br />Whatever u name it i will listen....<br /><br />Don't test me, i have listen to almost all kinds of metal (black, speed, trash, viking, love, industrial and many more..)<br /><br />Ska and ska-screamo<br /><br />Blues...<br /><br />RnB...<br /><br />Rap...<br /><br />Hip-Hop...<br /><br />Reggae ( i don't mean those reggaetronic posers like daddy yankee and all)<br /><br />Funk...<br /><br />Groove...<br /><br />and Alternative...<br /><br />Music is my life!!!<br /><br />Another thing i love doing most is EXPLORING!!!<br /><br />I love to go new places and conquer them...<br /><br />And most of all i love doing it with the ones i love...<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;"><strong>nOw A biT Of InFoRmAtIoN AbOuT mY FuNkY SiDe!!!</strong></span><br /><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;"></span></strong><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;color:#000000;">Well,</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">I Love to make fun of people... and i love people who make fun of me... coz i will shoot them back!!!</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">I am A Sappy and sensitive guy!!!</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">I do watch CHICK FLICKS!!!</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">I Cried when i watched P.S. I LOVE YOU...</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">I also love stoner movies like HAROLD AND KUMAR, VAN WILDER and AMERICAN PIE!!!</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">I do watch a bit of action movies..</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">But, my favourite type is those cinematic old ones like Scarface, The Godfather and The good the bad and the ugly...</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">If you don't know these movies... I forgive you... They were during my father's time...</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">other than movies...</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">In love, i wanna have a partner who is just as jovial and fun like me... and i think i may have already found her...</span><br /><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;"></span></strong><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000000;">And then....</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">uhm....</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">well...</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">One time i caught a really big spider... and it bit me...</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">and so i was like ouch...</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">TOTALLY!</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">WELL I AM BORED AND SO I MANAGED TO TYPE LONG ONE...</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">DON'T EVER EXPECT THIS ANYMORE!!!</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">chiaozz!</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">Jeyan Is Forever!!!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5812274827018435529-5297911723974737865?l=hisroyalfunkyness.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Skinnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17779699605777304999noreply@blogger.com0