Finding Emo....

Alright... Another post after a long time...

Well i guess you normal people would have realised that emo has been a trend that has died down recently...

And God am I Glad!!!

See i love metal...

And i love gothic culture...

but ever sice these cheap faggy imitations of goth came around...

life was never the same...

Look at these losers...

Gay, Faggy, Girly and they probably kiss each other....

but we can't call them those nasty things...

coz they are emokids...

Hey, Losers... Get a life!!! Gayness is not an Emotion!!!

Well, thats how they behave... Yet lets have a look at their sense of style...

They wear shirts that are 2 sizes below their actual size...

They have long sissy fringes that they flick back to imitate vocalists in emo bands...

They wear eye-liner...

and the best thing is that....

they wear skinny jeans... bought at some cheap ass store...

Their fashion is so screwed up!!! Fuck Emo!!! Its just an excuse for boys to act like girls!!!

Alright... now lets scrutinize their behaviour...

They write lyrics all day long...

they.type.like.this.as.if.every.word.they.say.might.be.their.last.

and you may have probably heard them say cheesy quotes...

like...

"If roses are supposed to be beautiful... Why do they have thorns?"

"I like to walk in the rain... Coz it hides my tears..."

"Whats the sense of wishing for something when I always just wish it away?"

Know wat?

Nobody cares!!!

And...

If you have said any one of the above quotes... You must be emo...

and now the part that angers me the most...

They cut themselves... A lot... But they just won't die!!!

WTF!!!

Why dun you just slash your wrists and die... you filthy scums!!!! the world would literally be happier without people like you... But i guess you guys are just too faggy to wanna die... so you cut yourselves like little gay dipshits...

You guys are like cockroaches... YOU JUST WOULDN"T DIE!!! And nobody likes you!!!!

Well... At least its dying...

I just cannot stand those gay brats and their eye-liner wearing gayfriends....

The world would definately be much happier without them and their sappy songs about dying!!!

And you should do it too...

Signing off...

My Goal to reach before December 2008...

OK here i am in my room, without my shirt on...



I realised i have this undesirable body...



I have stupid man boobs and the united nations for a tummy...



and...



I got to admit...



I am feeling scared...



I see to many good-looking men out there...



Friends of mine whom looked like little pipsqueaks now look like buff chunky men...



And here i am...



Gorging on chips as i blog...



And so i have decided i am going to lose some weight...



But as i read in an article...



Losing weight is as much of a mental issue then it is a physical one...



You decide to lose weight... and you start running and hitting the gym...



And then...



the next week comes...



You are back to square one... Sitting in front of the TV stuffing your face with food...



I need the motivation...



And so..



I am going to try something new...



The article i read gave me an insight into what i am going to do...



Its called the GRP method



G: Goal

R: Reason

P: Plan



My goal is to reach at least 80kgs... It can help me find clothes easily and also help me make my muscles more visible... I have to say i do have muscles... but my fats bock the from being visible... Aargh!!!



My Reason... Is to be able to look good physically and also get more clothes to suit my style... i also dream of this lean muscular body that turns chicks on on first sight... trust me... Mine now, Is not exactly a body to be admired...



My plan is to run and hit the gym every alternate days... this helps me to get fit... and also i am going to involve Dinmak into this... we are gonna abstain from food and starve ourselves so much that supermodels are gonna get jealous...



Well...



Lets just see if things go well...



If i reach 80kg or below...



Im gonna reward myself...



With a nice huge handburger from Botak Jones!!!!



Until then... We shall see...



Watch This Space!!!
As for you buddy... I am gonna miss you... You and I... We had something special... Guess i have to move on to reach my goals... Parting is such sweet sorrow... Oh Screw it... I am gonna eat you anyway... Resistance is futile!!!

Old Is Gold... Or at least that is what i was told...

Have you seen the amount of retro people on the street lately?

It Pisses me off!!

ITS 2008 YOU MORONS!!! NOT 1973!!!

Retro fashion is back and it is taking its toll...

All you see is Starsky and Hutch wannabes... And minahs who think they are Amy Winehouse.

Retro only suits some...

GET IT IN YOUR HEADS LOSERS!!!

WEARING A BELL-BOTTOM IS NEVER COOL!!!

Looking at all this made me wanna puke...

I mean...

This fashion is from my father's era...

Was he really that dumb to follow these lame ass trends?

I mean it was cool then...

Back then Hippies were in, and people smoked pot 24/7 listening to blaring rock guitar ...

Either from Ted Nugent, Jimi Hendrix or Jerry Garcia...

I mean they were cool people...

but i just cannot think of my parents being as cool as them...

Its like saying the indian accent is the thing that turns women on...

Sorry Mom and Dad

but...

It just NEVER HAPPENS!!!

And to my Sis...

Please!

I am begging you... I know you love the retro style and all that....

But please think of ur kids in the future...

Do you want them to be traumatised by the lack of style you had?

Think About It...

Well at least you look better then most people in those clothes, but still please...

I dun wanna be seen with a retro retard!!!

Jimi We Love You!!!

I See Stupid People... All The Time...

Alright here we go again...

I was kinda pissed of at the growing number of idiots in our society...

Why?

Why are there so few smart people left?

Just the other day i was in a 7-11 and i saw this young secondary school boy trying to buy a pack of cigarette... he was in his uniform and worst of all in short pants...

the shopkeeper declined him... and guess what...

he came back... this time without his top half of his uniform...

I bet that made a lot of difference...

Thanks alot Dumbfuck...

People like you are the reason 7-11 asks for photo ID...

anyway on the topic of dumbness...

I realised that there is no limit to dumbness...

As long as there are people out there have unanswered questions... there would be people who try to answer it through experimentation...

And trust me people can get really dumb!!!

take this lady for example...

How far do you think she may have went?

AND THIS IS NATIONAL TV FOR GOD'S SAKE.... WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WOMAN?

Dumb: Conspicuously unintelligent; stupid

Well... lets not jump to conclusions...

I can get pretty dumb myself...

Its not always rainbows and butterflies you know...

There is a bit of dumbness in all of us... But it is how we potray it that matters...

It does not matter how clever you are...

You are dumb!!!

Appreciate it...

After all laughing at dumb people is a world-wide hobby... Why the hell do we sit and watch reruns of America's Funniest Videos or for that matter America's Next Top Model all the time?

Coz we love to laugh at dumb people...

Lets face it...

















A little bit of dumbness is alright...

Yea and that is perfectly true...

We all know one...

Therefore it kinda helped blogging about it...

I now feel sorry for dumb people...

I know you did not mean it...

Its alright...

I forgive you...

Well we all live in a world of Idiocy...

So to heck with it....

But please...

for the love of god...

Stop embarassing yourselves in public...

Chiaozzz!

Son of A Nair...

To the people reading this blog...

Hi!!

Welcome to an idiot's life!!!

What can i say? i am not the typical indian boy u find on the street... i am a stoner and i am proud of that!!!

I AM STILL A KID WHO WATCHES NICKELODEAN AND DISNEY CHANNEL... SPONGEBOB IS MY GOD AND JOSH PECK IS MY LOOK-ALIKE!!!

I can't see the point in working HARD, so i rather slack mylife through...

The tools of my trade...

1) COKE
2) Potato Chips
3) A friend who is equally a stoner (DINMAK)

Get us under a bock and WE WILL SLACK TILL THE DAY IS OVER!

That does not mean we don't have a life!

We DO!!!

On slacking holidays,

I tend to watch movies, play soccer with buds in Vista (near woodgrove), read, blog, play guitar, and noodle with whatever musical instruments i can find at home... So far only 2 guitars, a keyboard, a violin(my sister's) and the instument almost everyone knows how to play, a recorder...

Another interesting fact about me...

I love music...

I listen to all genres, mainstream, underground...

Whatever u name it i will listen....

Don't test me, i have listen to almost all kinds of metal (black, speed, trash, viking, love, industrial and many more..)

Ska and ska-screamo

Blues...

RnB...

Rap...

Hip-Hop...

Reggae ( i don't mean those reggaetronic posers like daddy yankee and all)

Funk...

Groove...

and Alternative...

Music is my life!!!

Another thing i love doing most is EXPLORING!!!

I love to go new places and conquer them...

And most of all i love doing it with the ones i love...


nOw A biT Of InFoRmAtIoN AbOuT mY FuNkY SiDe!!!

Well,

I Love to make fun of people... and i love people who make fun of me... coz i will shoot them back!!!

I am A Sappy and sensitive guy!!!

I do watch CHICK FLICKS!!!

I Cried when i watched P.S. I LOVE YOU...

I also love stoner movies like HAROLD AND KUMAR, VAN WILDER and AMERICAN PIE!!!

I do watch a bit of action movies..

But, my favourite type is those cinematic old ones like Scarface, The Godfather and The good the bad and the ugly...

If you don't know these movies... I forgive you... They were during my father's time...

other than movies...

In love, i wanna have a partner who is just as jovial and fun like me... and i think i may have already found her...

And then....

uhm....

well...

One time i caught a really big spider... and it bit me...

and so i was like ouch...

TOTALLY!

WELL I AM BORED AND SO I MANAGED TO TYPE LONG ONE...

DON'T EVER EXPECT THIS ANYMORE!!!

chiaozz!

Jeyan Is Forever!!!