Golden Sneakers Goes To...

Ok lets face it...

Im retarded when it comes to soccer...

I usually play keeper... or run around aimlessly begging for a ball...

and...

Im proud to say...

I suck...

but then...

Its in my blood to be devoted to soccer...

i mean...

im indian...

i know there is no indian national team for soccer...

but...

at least locally (in Singapore) we are regarded as good...

well...

I changed my misconceptions that day...

i was running in the track... (apparantly trying to lose weight...)

when... wan suddenly called...

he wanted people to play soccer at vista...

He rushed me off the track and we got into his car and made our way to vista...

I was already shagged...

knowing this...

i decided to relax...

but muhes was injured and he wanted to play keeper...

and that can only mean, i have to run around aimlessly...

but i thought it can be OK and i played...

and guess what i scored!!!

SCORED

SCORED

SCORED

I couldn't believe it...

i scored four goals...

muhes said they were quite good... but i know it was the result of pure luck...

And VIK OWES ME MEGA MAC!!!

haha...

he said he will get me one if i scored...

and i did...

after all...

I am a food fighter...

haha...

anyway... went home shagged but satisfied...

P.S: Vik you did the right thing... Retaliating at them is useless...

I think i'm turning GAY!!! Isn't that FABULOUS???

Alright...

The title may be freaky...

but its not so bad...

You see...

Im starting to take a good look at myself...

I realised that i am becoming metrosexual...

Im using more products on my hair,face and skin than a girl who reached puberty...

and this is worrying me...

but i just found out im not alone...

every other guy around me is also doing the same...

and i feel so in place...

Metrosexualism is so cool...

Never had men looked so much better...

And guess what...

CHICKS LOVE IT!!!

and please...

its not gay...

its just FABULOUS....

haha...

ok gtg...

gonna apply my face mask...