Bimbotic Bombshells...

GOD IS SO CRUEL SOMETIMES!!!!

How can he make a girl so damn beautiful then destroy it by giving her a brain with an I.Q similar to her shoe size?

Some of you may have guessed... Yeap... This post is about BIMBOS!!!

As you may have noticed...

The Bimbo Rage...

Is ON!!!

I mean look at them...

They are so damn HOT!!!

yet they lack brains...

Some may even call it an epidemic...

Yet there are SO MANY FAMOUS BIMBOS OUT THERE....

Jessica Simpson... And her Chicken of the sea...



Paris Hilton and her stupid escapades in The Simple Life...



All the girls in MTV's Sweet Sixteen...

And who can forget those wonderful young bimbos...

Throughout history women have evolved to become equal counter-parts of men...

Though most women truned out fine...

Some turned out finer then others... Yet they got lost in the evolutionary journey in the brain department...

They make even the dumbest man look like Einstein... And to be honest we men don't have a problem with that... I mean what could possibly go wrong??? Well lets just take a look at the two most popular choices for bimbos....

There is either these super hot rich ones... That get drunk and party all night with daddy's trust funds... Get one of them and you'll be PIMPING!!!!

Or if you really want a trophy girlfriend just get those drunk bitches at the bar....

Well, i really hope that these idiots can make a comeback with brains... Nothing more sexier then an inteligent hot girl... now those are rare to find...

Until then we have to cope with bimbos....

And btw... these are western bimbos... The singaporean wannabes have no chance against them... ur not hot to begin with and now that you lack brains you can kiss my 18 year old brown (yes i am indian) ass....

I see them everywhere... holding their cellphones and slanging a mixture of australian american british and god knows what else... Thinking they are so hot when they look like drag queens...

" I'm soo not going to the party..."

"Stoop Thaat, thats Liiiike suuuuper annoyiiiiing...."

Know wats annoying??? Its you!!! Wish i could stuff a cellphone into your mouths and slap it out through the back of your heads....

And they think they're so HOT!!!

FUCK YOU!

YOU'RE ASIAN!!! SLANGING IS NOT GONNA LAND YOU ZAC EFFRON OR SOME TEENSIE DISNEY CLUB SINGERS... EVEN IF WE BLEACH OUR ASSES WE CAN NEVER BE WHITE...

SO QUIT THE CRAP... AND START SPEAKING NORMALLY... AND CUT THE BIMBO SHIT... BIMBOING FOR ASIANS IS AS COOL AS METAL BAND IN A 50 CENT CONCERT... tHEY JUST DON'T MIX!!!! WE BELONG IN THE HAWKERSHOP SPEAKING SINGLISH TO OUR FRIENDS AND DRINKING THAT BOTTLE OF TIGER...

AND IF YOU REALLY WANT TO SHOW YOU CAN BIMBO ABOUT AT LEAST DO IT SOMEWHERE WHERE PEOPLE KNOW WHAT YOU ARE ON ABOUT, NOT IN A FREAKING MRT WITH UNCLES AND AUNTIES WHO DUN EVEN BOTHER IF YOU ARE FROM AMERICA OR AUSTRALIA... ALL THEY KNOW IS ANG MO KIO OR CHUA CHU KANG!!!

Well as for me... I'm so gonna go to america... im gonna act like im some exotic spanish indian dude and land as many chicks as possible.... AMERICA THE LAND OF POSSIBILITIES!!!

Yup, Thats gonna be me...