My Ambition...

I've had it with lame jobs like doctors and lawyers...

i wanna be a pornstar!!!

but then...

with my current body...

its out of reach...

so here goes anything...

My ambition is to be a member of jackass...

I am infatuated by those dumb guys!!!

JHONNY KNOXVILLE, BAM MARGERA, RYANN DUNN...

Freaking cool people!!!

IM NOT GAY!!!

I just like dumb people nowadays...

I wanna brand my ass or clip my ass together or freeze my balls to an iced horse!!!

they are way too cool for school...

so guess wat?

im gonna drop out of RP...

im gonna join johnny and guys...

WOOHHOOOO!!!!

IM gonna get a P.H.D in Jackassin'