Standing... Still Standing... Was Standing...

Ok...

lets get to my drinking problem...

Alright

I love drinking...

Its the best thing to do when you are bored/stressed/chilling/slacking/did i say bored?/etc...

And wats better?

Havin a friend join you when you are drunk...

haha...

the fun you have never ends...

lol

everything is all fun and joy...

till you puke!!!

AAARGH!!!!

how i wish i can take shot after shot and still remember the exact value of the speed of light...

but lets face it...

i wouldn' even know that shit if i were sober as a priest...

Drinking is not really a problem to me...

and it never has been...

trust me...

i am not your typical tamileh who kaysiao after he drinks...

all i do is smile like a jackass... and laugh at everything...

It is so fun...

Let me introduce you to the different stages...

Firstly you start...

this is when the shirt comes off and you brag about how many shots you took the last time you drank...

this is also the time when your friends whip out photos of your drunken escapades...

and prove to you that you are still a doink...

The first five glasses are RAW/NEAT...

this means there is no mixture...

just pure, burning, intoxicating, mind-boggling alcohol...

if you get past the first five then the rest is mixed with coke or sprite or whatever mixture prefered...

And then there is the Tipsy/Im Not drunk yet stage...

this is when you know what you are doing but others don't...

you tend to talk sense and you suddenly overflow with words of wisdom...

at this stage people usually let loose...

but good frenz usually load more alcohol into your body...

Just to see you Piss Drunk and laugh at the photos during gatherings... BASTARDS!!!!

This is also when the shooters such as the tequila comes out...

And as you know it...

If you wanna be Gung Ho...

Then...

YOU'RE FUCKED!!!

Then there is the drunk stage...

this is when your friends don't know what the fuck you are up to...

AND SO ARE YOU...

they laugh at you...

and you enjoy the limelight thinking its all part of the fun...

BUT GUESS WHAT...

WAIT TILL YOU SEE THE PICTURES...

THEN YOU WOULD REALISE WHAT A NUMBNUT YOU ARE...

LOL...

and then the puking part comes in...

The infamous Merlion...

you burp to force some air out and the stale taste of the malt in the alcohol gets burped out too...

this leads to vomit!!!

the most fascinating and wonderful vomits are those:

-You did on yourself...

- On your friend...

- Or the long straight sprouts that shoot out like that of linda blair in Exorcist...

I had my fair share of all three...

im sorry Mono...

I dun care if it messes ur Sex Appeal...

but yea...

i vomited on him...

btw he is my cuz...

ladies take note...

When the bottles hit the floor, there's definately action fo' sho'...

or at least you end up hugging the toilet bowl...

finally...

The next day...

A hangover and lots of pictures that will haunt you for the rest of your life...

haha...

Drinking IS THE SHIT!!!

CHEERS!!!

Drink Responsibly...