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Ok...

lets get to my drinking problem...

Alright

I love drinking...

Its the best thing to do when you are bored/stressed/chilling/slacking/did i say bored?/etc...

And wats better?

Havin a friend join you when you are drunk...

haha...

the fun you have never ends...

lol

everything is all fun and joy...

till you puke!!!

AAARGH!!!!

how i wish i can take shot after shot and still remember the exact value of the speed of light...

but lets face it...

i wouldn' even know that shit if i were sober as a priest...

Drinking is not really a problem to me...

and it never has been...

trust me...

i am not your typical tamileh who kaysiao after he drinks...

all i do is smile like a jackass... and laugh at everything...

It is so fun...

Let me introduce you to the different stages...

Firstly you start...

this is when the shirt comes off and you brag about how many shots you took the last time you drank...

this is also the time when your friends whip out photos of your drunken escapades...

and prove to you that you are still a doink...

The first five glasses are RAW/NEAT...

this means there is no mixture...

just pure, burning, intoxicating, mind-boggling alcohol...

if you get past the first five then the rest is mixed with coke or sprite or whatever mixture prefered...

And then there is the Tipsy/Im Not drunk yet stage...

this is when you know what you are doing but others don't...

you tend to talk sense and you suddenly overflow with words of wisdom...

at this stage people usually let loose...

but good frenz usually load more alcohol into your body...

Just to see you Piss Drunk and laugh at the photos during gatherings... BASTARDS!!!!

This is also when the shooters such as the tequila comes out...

And as you know it...

If you wanna be Gung Ho...

Then...

YOU'RE FUCKED!!!

Then there is the drunk stage...

this is when your friends don't know what the fuck you are up to...

AND SO ARE YOU...

they laugh at you...

and you enjoy the limelight thinking its all part of the fun...

BUT GUESS WHAT...

WAIT TILL YOU SEE THE PICTURES...

THEN YOU WOULD REALISE WHAT A NUMBNUT YOU ARE...

LOL...

and then the puking part comes in...

The infamous Merlion...

you burp to force some air out and the stale taste of the malt in the alcohol gets burped out too...

this leads to vomit!!!

the most fascinating and wonderful vomits are those:

-You did on yourself...

- On your friend...

- Or the long straight sprouts that shoot out like that of linda blair in Exorcist...

I had my fair share of all three...

im sorry Mono...

I dun care if it messes ur Sex Appeal...

but yea...

i vomited on him...

btw he is my cuz...

ladies take note...

When the bottles hit the floor, there's definately action fo' sho'...

or at least you end up hugging the toilet bowl...

finally...

The next day...

A hangover and lots of pictures that will haunt you for the rest of your life...

haha...

Drinking IS THE SHIT!!!

CHEERS!!!

Drink Responsibly...

My Ambition...

I've had it with lame jobs like doctors and lawyers...

i wanna be a pornstar!!!

but then...

with my current body...

its out of reach...

so here goes anything...

My ambition is to be a member of jackass...

I am infatuated by those dumb guys!!!

JHONNY KNOXVILLE, BAM MARGERA, RYANN DUNN...

Freaking cool people!!!

IM NOT GAY!!!

I just like dumb people nowadays...

I wanna brand my ass or clip my ass together or freeze my balls to an iced horse!!!

they are way too cool for school...

so guess wat?

im gonna drop out of RP...

im gonna join johnny and guys...

WOOHHOOOO!!!!

IM gonna get a P.H.D in Jackassin'

Public transport my foot....

Have you ever wished you can throw away your EZ-LINK card?

Do you go through sleepless nights thinking about cars?

Everytime a modified lancer crosses you... Do you wanna punch the driver?

I know its hard to admit...

But you are suffering from haventgetlicenceitis....

But you are not alone...

I am with you...

Seeing those undeserving drivers on the road makes me wish i had my licence...

There are three types of drivers my dad and i never fail to criticse..

Firstly...

The idiot on the phone...

He never fails to get on our nerves... he talks animatedly and starts signalling late... to add insult to injury he can still stare at you as if you are at fault... Not only that... he hogs the fast lane and he thinks that the earpiece is for no-brainers...

Well guess wat?

I have news for you asshole... u and ur business buddies can shove it... give us space to move faggot!!

Well this brings me to the next group of people...

The Ah Bengs in their souped up Civics...

Cutting in cutting out racing with other idiots...

Guess what?

i dun wanna criticise you...

im also young blood mah!!!

i also gonna race...

lol

anyway...

race also use nice car la...

dun use hyundai or wat to race la...

damn retarded u knw...

for ppl who dun like it...

BLAME TOKYO DRIFT!!!

now to the people i hate the most!!!!

MAT REMPIT!!!!

U think u so cool ah faggots!

drive bloody sparks and waves then act cool...

think u own the road ah?

u pay the least road tax and then hog the road...

and u buggers ah pampered way too much...

anything also traffic law protect you...

get a life la...

use hayabusa at least nvm...

boon siew honda!!

WTF???

IDIOTS!!!

anyway...

now time for me to focus on passing first...

so gonna drive...

even if it kills me...